JOB INTERVIEW #3

THE LITTLEBUSTS

 

EVER STAMPS

FUNNY BEE

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My Contest Entry (Snowflake #2)

My Contest Entry (Snowflake #1)

Winning Entries:

"Wanna build a snow tyrannosaurus?"
"I don't mean to be alarmist, but these things usually travel in groups."
"It's probably about time to take down the holiday decorations, honey."


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My Contest Entry (Commandments)

Winning Entries:

"Remember, it's all in the timing."
"Watch out for banana peels on the way down."
"Stop me if you've heard these before."

My Contest Entry (Board Meeting)
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My Contest Entry (Bees #2)

My Contest Entry (Bees #1)
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THE LITTLEBUSTS

My Contest Entry (Chef #2)

My Contest Entry (Chef #1)

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My Contest Entry (Man on Ceiling #1)
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My Contest Entry (Unicorn #2)

My Contest Entry (Unicorn #1)

Winning Entries:
“I couldn't find the three-hole punch.”
“Ring toss at noon?”
“Your three-o'clock hallucination is here.”

My Contest Entry (Pirate #3)

My Contest Entry (Pirate #1)

The Winning Entries:

"Can I interest you in opening an offshore account?"
"Have you considered burying your treasure?"
"It's in keeping with our new transparency policy."

My Contest Entry (Traffic Jam #1)

Winning Entries:
"This is our worst carjacking ever."
"Try honking again."
"A lot of pizzas are going to be free today."

My Contest Entry (Wedding #1)

My Contest Entry (Ducks #2)

The Winning Entries:
"We knew that using the sperm bank might be a gamble."
"Hey, at least it swims like a duck."
"Just wait until you see his wingtips."

My Contest Entry (Ducks #1)

My Contest Entry (Moon #2)

My Contest Entry (Moon #1)

My Contest Entry #4 (Cowboys)

My Contest Entry #3 (Cowboys)

My Contest Entry #2 (Cowboys)

My Contest Entry #1 (Cowboys)