My Contest Entry (Snowflake #2)

My Contest Entry (Snowflake #1)

Winning Entries:

"Wanna build a snow tyrannosaurus?"
"I don't mean to be alarmist, but these things usually travel in groups."
"It's probably about time to take down the holiday decorations, honey."


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My Contest Entry (Commandments)

Winning Entries:

"Remember, it's all in the timing."
"Watch out for banana peels on the way down."
"Stop me if you've heard these before."