COMEDY OBSCURA: Viewing Life Through A Deeply Philosophical Pinhole

11/11/10

My Contest Entry (Unicorn #2)

My Contest Entry (Unicorn #1)

Winning Entries:
“I couldn't find the three-hole punch.”
“Ring toss at noon?”
“Your three-o'clock hallucination is here.”

11/1/10

10/25/10

10/20/10

My Contest Entry (Pirate #3)

My Contest Entry (Pirate #1)

The Winning Entries:

"Can I interest you in opening an offshore account?"
"Have you considered burying your treasure?"
"It's in keeping with our new transparency policy."

10/17/10

My Contest Entry (Traffic Jam #1)

Winning Entries:
"This is our worst carjacking ever."
"Try honking again."
"A lot of pizzas are going to be free today."

10/12/10

10/4/10

My Contest Entry (Wedding #1)

9/30/10

My Contest Entry (Ducks #2)

The Winning Entries:
"We knew that using the sperm bank might be a gamble."
"Hey, at least it swims like a duck."
"Just wait until you see his wingtips."